The Duct Tape Avenger (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} ducttapeavenger) wrote,@ 2008-02-05 22:32:00 |
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Trolling the Truck Nutz guys
The following is an e-mail conversation I had with a sales representative at Your Nutz (NSFW, but somehow acceptable on the open road), which sells those fake ball sacks you might have seen affixed to the back of pickup trucks lately.
Not much bite for the bait, unfortunately. The guys who sell fake testicles for trucks are just too darned professional.
The following is an e-mail conversation I had with a sales representative at Your Nutz (NSFW, but somehow acceptable on the open road), which sells those fake ball sacks you might have seen affixed to the back of pickup trucks lately.
From: Brendan To: sales@yournutz.com Subject: Question about your product Do your Nutz require a trailer hitch? Could I attach them to my Saturn? Brendan
From: David <sales@yournutz.com> To: Brendan Subject: Re: Question about your product Hi Brendan, I've seen our nutz attached to all kinds of things! I don't know what the back end of a Saturn looks like but there's no reason you couldn't fabricate some sort of a hanger for the nutz. A trailer hitch is not required. Thanks for your questions
From: Brendan To: David <sales@yournutz.com> Subject: Re: Question about your product David, Thanks for your quick response. I am hoping that putting a pair of your Nutz on my Saturn will make a positive statement about me. Particularly, I want it to say that I don't need a big truck to compensate for other shortcomings. That's what Truck Nutz say to me, anyway-- that this truck is the only real cock that the owner has to his name. Thanks again, Brendan
From: David <sales@yournutz.com> To: Brendan Subject: Re: Question about your product Thanks Brendan, I'll be looking for your order!
Not much bite for the bait, unfortunately. The guys who sell fake testicles for trucks are just too darned professional.
